Chaotic Doodle Portrait Makeover

Turn this photo into a chaotic, funny doodle illustration, intentionally messy and low-skill, as if drawn quickly with a cheap marker, crayon, or worn-out felt pen on paper.

Create exaggerated facial features with awkward proportions: uneven eyes, an oversized head, a tiny body, a crooked smile, and clumsy anatomy, while still keeping the person recognizable. Use rough, childish sketch lines, shaky hand-drawn strokes, visible scribbles, overlapping outlines, accidental marks, and random doodles scattered around the scene. Add a simple cartoon-style background with badly drawn buildings, trees, clouds, street elements, and uneven perspective. The coloring should look careless and imperfect, with visible stroke texture, inconsistent fill areas, wax crayon texture, marker bleed, and irregular shading. Include playful imperfections like crossed-out lines, unfinished details, random arrows, tiny notes, stars, swirls, and abstract scribbles. The overall aesthetic should feel humorous, spontaneous, handmade, energetic, goofy, and intentionally unpolished, resembling a child's sketchbook mixed with absurd internet meme art. High texture detail, visible paper grain, asymmetrical composition, awkward framing, expressive doodle chaos, raw sketch energy.